Apr
10
2010
Of Friends and Drama
Author: bofhSeeing as I, as a BOFH, have not dedicated any time in the arts of bofhing around for some time now, I guess I’ll just (re)start this wall with a POL¹ post.
Recently, I’ve become aware of a few things, like stupid people will be stupid no matter how much credit you want to give them. I know, I know, “weren’t you suppose to be the big bad BOFH, didn’t you know that already ( and did not care )?”
Well kids, sit down on grandads lap so that he might explain this better :
When you’re stuck in a dump for some time, you prefer to sit in your shit hole rather then strive to get out. But the problem is that prolonged exposure to shit-holeness makes people around you notice that you somewhat stink. Anyway, enough foreplay, let’s get down to it :
You get 1 hen-mum, 1 egocentric kid, 2 hypocritical men (and i use the term loosely ), the lovely Jordan and me, The Red Guy…erm BOFH together in a non-technological environment Recipe for disaster, right ?
WELL yes : people can be so fucking stupid that it amuses me to the marrow of my bones, the point here being that I can notice human stupidity even without a keyboard at hand.
So point one : Egocentric kid dares to try to ‘rat’ out my Jordan to me for random reasons. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I WOULD CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID WHINES, I mean to be frank, what would the benefits be ? A quick oral( and by oral I mean a long and somewhat intelligent discussion ) in the back yard ? Cleaning and washing my house ? Cooking? NO . BUUUT I, ofcourse, can side with you, being idiotical as you are, just to piss my Jordan off. Hmm yeah, and you get offended if I tell you to bugger off.
Point two : I seldom join a discussion, most times it’s because I prefer not to get stung by the stupidity virus, or risk a neverendingstory(tm) about something that doesn’t interest me ( thus waste time ), but today I decided to try to be a good host and pitch in my ( rather valuable ) 2c. So if I allow you to bask in the fruit of my never-ending wise verbalised thoughts, why do you dare, YOU PUNY MORTALS, to force your own STUPID INEXPERIENCED OPINION ? Being an expert in so many fields, you know that when a BOFH says something, that something IS. Retribution will come
Point three : A Lake is a Lake by any other name, the next person who doesn’t agree with that will be in direct violation of Point Two( yes, you can keep them as a sort-of baseline for reading this ) . A puddle will be a Lake for crickets as a Lake is an Ocean for a toddler so who the fuck is anybody to mess with ones perception and views ? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT WHAT YOU SEE if you are on a ladder and I’m on a sky scraper ?
Point four : People shouldn’t put their faith in the shallow lair of ice on top of the lake that is personality, although it’s there to defend the life underground, there is no telling when it’ll crack and you guys will get back to being up the proverbial creek without a paddle, In case you didn’t get it I’m back.
Movie Time
1) Perspective On Life
